[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
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The Derpvengers assemble!
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starkbannr:
tinerbeans:
patman723:
mrpicard:
banana-squeezy:
Goddammit Phil.
Always reblog this because DAMMIT PHIL
Never forget.
Way to drop the ball big time, Phil.
there were raptors all up in the kitchen, Phil! THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!!
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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first day of school:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
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end of school year:
1 pencil you found in the hallway.
spainkitty:
shiraae:
shadzu:
yaosnonexistentmanhood:
how can people hate ivan i dont understand
i mean
just look at this little babu
how can you hate that chubby face
how can you hate that smile
how can you hate that handsome face
how
how
how
I used to hate him ): idk what was wrong with me back then…
I ask these questions everyday
FOR IVAN!!!!!!!!! REBLOGGIN’
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rockerfox999:
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